Famous MMA Quotes and Sayings

Famous MMA Quotes and Sayings

By Loot, MMA Handicapper, Lootmeister.com

It’s amazing how an athlete, trainer or announcer can say something that seemingly becomes frozen in time. Sports wouldn’t be the same without famous quotes made in the heat of the moment! Listed below, we’ve thrown together a compilation of popular quotations and sayings made by mixed martial artists, their trainers and announcers. If you’ve got something memorable you’d like to see added to this list, we’d GREATLY appreciate your input and suggestion!

Tank Abbott

“I thought Freddie Mercury was raping me.”–after fighting Dan Severn.

“I was doing this when the prize was going to jail, not winning belts.”

“He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a pu**y today.”

“In a real fight in a bar, you wouldn’t be able to lay on your back like a bitch. You might catch a pool cue to the head.”

Mark Coleman

“When they took away head-butts, I had to learn some skills.”

Randy Couture

“Not bad for an old man.”

Nate Diaz

“There are round-winners and there’s fighters.”

“I’ll fight anyone. I ain’t no bitch.”

Nick Diaz

“Do I feel my weed smoking has affected my MMA career? No, I feel my MMA career has affected my weed smoking.”

“Don’t be scared, homie.”

Mirko “Crocop” Filipovic

“Right kick hospital, left kick cemetery.”

Royce Gracie

“A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest.”

Forrest Griffin

“Damn, I’m ugly!”

Matt Hughes

“When you lose, say little. When you win, say less.”

Enson Inoue

“Blood is just red sweat”

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson

“When I be losing I be getting my ass whupped. But when I be winning, I be doing the ass whuppin.’”

“My style is called ‘whoop that ass.’”

“I ain’t got no crystal ball, I just got two regular balls, know what I’m saying?”–when asked to give a prediction on an upcoming fight.

“Well, I’m 22 now. In 3 years I see myself being 25.”–when asked where he sees himself in three years.

“You got milk, bitch? I’ll titty-f**k you!”–to flabby TUF contestant Darill Schoonover.

Jason Miller

“The reason I got into this business was because I enjoy going into a padded room when it’s not an institution.”

BJ Penn

“I’m on the Adkins diet, just with the carbs.”

“I just want to be known as the best ever. Is that too much to ask?”

Joe Rogan

“His cut looked like a goat’s vagina.”

Bas Rutten

“I don’t believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye.”

“Apparently, the only way to beat a lion is by rear-naked choke. Personally, I’d just kick it in the head.”

“You can buy muscles, but you can’t buy cojones.”

Ken Shamrock

“I will beat you to a living death.”

“I’ll beat your hair black.”

Anderson Silva

“If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle.”

Wanderlei Silva

“I want to f**k, I want to fight Chuck, f**k Chuck.”

Chael Sonnen

“Beating Anderson Silva is like eating Chinese food. 20 minutes after you’re done, you want to do it again.”

“When Anderson Silva enters a room, you can hear a rat pissing on cotton.”

Georges St. Pierre

“I was not impressed by your performance.”

Dana White

“This isn’t reality TV. You want a guy off the show, you beat him off! Wait, that didn’t sound right, did it?”

“This isn’t the f***ing Ultimate Staring Championship, it’s the Ultimate Fighting Championship.”

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